A Wise Woman Once Said Beaded Bookmark

''A wise woman once said, 'F*ck this shit,' and she lived happily ever after.''

• Floral design is embellished with gold foil and glossy highlights.
• Attached: A silky red tassel with three accent beads.
• Bonus on the back: A handy printed ruler in inches and centimeters.
• Bookmark is printed on sturdy, smooth-finish cardstock.
• Bookmark is encased in a protective clear plastic sleeve.
• Bookmark measures 2-1/2'' wide x 7-1/8'' high.
• Warning: Choking hazard, small parts. Not for children under 3 years.